i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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