You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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