Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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