Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
