that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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