ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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