it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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