so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
please come you make the beer taste better
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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