Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
