I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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