Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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