We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
