just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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