Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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