she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that's an acceptable place to lick
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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