That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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