So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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