'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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