I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He passed out mid-signature
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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