At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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