I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
