brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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