ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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