So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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