Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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