AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it was like eating out sand paper
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
