It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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