Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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