Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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