thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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