Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Reggie can tackle my bush.
should my penis look like a turkey
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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