wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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