i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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