If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Shame is for Republicans.
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