Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
