I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm having to shit out rocks
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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