Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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