i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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