all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm always down for nudity.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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