NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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