Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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