Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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