TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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