I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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