Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
