were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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