its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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