My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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