So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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