Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
my liver is dry heaving
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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