she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Are we still banned from the library?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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