i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was confusing and full of hummus
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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