is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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