I showed him my bush... on skype.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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