just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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